Apparently...

My ex-boyfriend is "totally pissed" at me for something, don't really know what, but I'm supposed to call him. Like that's gonna happen. Why would I call someone just to have an argument with them? Especially when we broke up FOUR YEARS AGO, that's about six months longer than we were actually together. Tell me why? Morbid curiosity would be the only reason, and even that isn't strong enough right now.